Let me see your thong

If you’re around my age, you must know this song. It’s The Thong Song by Sisqó.

So, it’s a Saturday morning, and I’m walking around, singing and dancing to this piece. You can pull off some pretty good moves with this one if you get loose enough. My 9-year-old son says he can film me, and he’s convinced it’ll go viral on YouTube. I’m considering it.

C’mon, we grew up with songs with way worse lyrics than this. Just sing it—it’ll stick.

Question: Do you still wear your thongs, or did you have to switch to briefs? I still do.